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LPS is pleased to announce the forthcoming publication in late August 2010 of Mike Buchanan’s sixth book The Joy of Self-Publishing, a 272 page guide to writing and self-publishing.
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The Joy of Self-Publishing is priced at a recession-busting £12.00 inc p&p for delivery addresses in Great Britain, extra p&p is charged for delivery addresses outside Great Britain.
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LPS was pleased to announce the publication on 5 March 2010 of Buchanan’s Dictionary of Quotations for right-minded people, a 464-page paperback dictionary of quotations for people who are tired of life in the USFR, the Union of Socialist Feminist Republics (1997-), formerly the United Kingdom, who yearn for competent government.  Right-minded people will find the quotations deliver insight, inspiration and occasionally amusement.
Examples of the quotations may be seen on the back cover (click on link above).  Please note this book differs from Buchanan’s Dictionary of Quotations for right-minded Americans only to the extent of the design of the book’s front and back covers and spine, and its preface.
Buchanan’s Dictionary of Quotations for right-minded people is priced at £15.00 inc p&p for delivery addresses in Great Britain, extra p&p is charged for delivery addresses outside Great Britain.
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LPS was pleased to announce the publication on 5 March 2010 of Buchanan’s Dictionary of Quotations for right-minded Americans, a 464-page paperback dictionary of quotations for Americans edited by a writer living in the USFR, the Union of Socialist Feminist Republics (1997-), formerly the United Kingdom.  Right-minded Americans will find the quotations deliver insight, inspiration and occasionally amusement.
Please note this book differs from Buchanan’s Dictionary of Quotations for right-minded people only to the extent of the design of the book’s front and back covers and spine, and its preface.
Buchanan’s Dictionary of Quotations for right-minded Americans is priced at £15.00 inc p&p for delivery addresses in Great Britain, extra p&p is charged for delivery addresses outside Great Britain.
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LPS was pleased to announce the publication on 15 February 2010 of The Fraud of the Rings, the paperback version of The Marriage Delusion.
The content is identical and you might prefer at this stage to order the hardback version at the same price of £12.00 while there is still a small stock remaining from the initial 500 copies which have been signed and numbered (see details below).  £12.00 includes p&p for delivery addresses in Great Britain, extra p&p is charged for delivery addresses outside Great Britain.
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“A highly original and stimulating critique of the modern marriage crisis, supported by important yet sometimes uncomfortable truths.”
Oliver James, clinical psychologist, broadcaster,
author of Affluenza, Britain on the Couch, They Fxxx You Up
“Mike Buchanan’s analysis of marriage in western industrialised society is courageous and thoughtful. His perspectives on the challenges associated with marriage, and solutions to them, draw on important scientific evidence and arguments from some of our leading psychologists and wisest philosophers.  This is a ‘must-read’ for all concerned with modern marriage.”
Alan Carr, Professor of Clinical Psychology, University College, Dublin,
author of The Handbook of Adult Clinical Psychology, Family Therapy
and Positive Psychology
LPS was pleased to announce the publication on September 11, 2009 of Mike Buchanan’s fourth book, The Marriage Delusion (the fraud of the rings?).  It is a review of the institution of marriage in the developed world in the modern era, and explores why 75% of new marriages will either end in divorce, or continue, but unhappily.  And then proposes what might be done about the problem.
The Marriage Delusion is a hardback and priced at £12.00 inc p&p for delivery addresses in Great Britain, extra p&p is charged for delivery addresses outside Great Britain.  Just 500 copies have been set aside from the first print run and will be sent to the buyers of the first 500 copies ordered through this website.  The author will dedicate the books (if required), sign and number them.
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Mike Buchanan’s third book, published by LPS, is a travelogue set in France, Two Men in a Car  (a Businessman, a Chauffeur and Their Holidays in France)
‘Mike Buchanan is the best kind of opinionated, middle-aged,
middle-class Englishman abroad  -  the funny kind.’
Andy Heslop
‘If you have a sense of humour, this book will put a big smile on your face.
I laughed out loud many times.  Refreshing absence of political correctness.’
The lovely Maureen Padley
Inspired by Jerome K Jerome’s Victorian classic, Three Men in a Boat, the book is the sometimes politically incorrect diary of Mike Buchanan and his chauffeur, Paul Carrington, as they holidayed in France for a month in August 2007 and again in July 2008.  The book is a paperback and contains 16 colour photographs taken during the holidays.
A flavour of the book may be gained from the chapter titles:
1. Our first week with Anne and Mark Phillips
2. Why My Dinner Cost 40 Times More Than Paul’s
3. Hobnobbing with Ivana Trump in Monte Carlo
4. ‘Would you like to have sex with my wife?’
5. We witness a miracle in Lourdes
6. In defence of pâté de foie gras
7. Paul Worries About Becoming A Gay Icon
8. Nuits-St-Georges Is Twinned With Hitchin
9. ‘It’s Always Better If You Have A Big One!’
Copies ordered through this website will be dedicated (if required) and signed.  £12.00 inc p&p for delivery addresses in Great Britain, extra p&p is charged for delivery addresses outside Great Britain.
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Mike Buchanan has long been a big fan of live guitar-based music, and for some years he has lived in a town well-known for its live guitar-based music scene, Bedford (England).
By way of appreciation for the guitarists involved in the scene, he interviewed eight of them for his second book Guitar Gods in Beds.  (Bedfordshire: a Heavenly County).  All had colourful life stories to relate.  The book is a paperback and contains 16 colour and mono photographs of the guitarists.  Read all about:
Thunderin’ Paul Carrington being stabbed by the first of his three wives (the other two just wanted to stab him)
Finger Pickin’ Good Paul Bonas and the wild Irishmen
Amazin’ Max Milligan’s boozy tours
Laughin’ John Verity and the corrupt businessman who passed by the window of his flat  -  vertically
Blindin’ Dave King rejecting David Bowie’s offer to work together
Growlin’ Cliff Hanson, who wanted to decapitate some young men
Lightnin’ Hands Pete Rose’s dealings with Luton lesbians
Hollerin’ Bob Foley, a 66-year-old retired Bedford surgeon and bluegrass fan, with two sons under two years of age
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Before taking up writing for a living, Mike Buchanan had spent most of his working life reducing costs (other than employee-related and property-related costs) for major organisations.
In 2007 he took a six-month-long sabbatical and wrote his first book, PROFITABLE BUYING STRATEGIES (How to Cut Your Procurement Costs and Buy Your Way to Higher Profits).  It is a hardback retailing for £35.00, and is available from the publisher (Kogan Page), good bookstores and online booksellers.  It has been distributed throughout the English-speaking world and in January 2010 it was published in a Chinese language version.
Click here to download two Word documents from PROFITABLE BUYING STRATEGIES:
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Service Level Agreement
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or click here to find out more about the book at the Kogan Page web site where you can also order the book.
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